Scandalized!!

Bob scandalized me this afternoon.  I was sleeping with my face turned up and he thought I looked cute so he kissed me on my mouth.  I was so shocked when I woke up and saw his face close to mine, that I did not know what to think.  He gave me some pets and told me I was a sweet girl and then he kissed my forehead, so I laid down and went back to sleep, but I made sure to hide my face inside my paw.